I'D SAY THE YOLK'S ON YOU; BACCARATTI!
YOU'VE REALLY GOT EGG ON YOUR FACE THIS TIME! C'MON LAUGH!!

TSK TSK TSK: WHAT WILL LADY DIAMOND SAY WHEN SHE SEES THIS?
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT ADORABLE PINK BOW: LIVE THAT ONE DOWN

THAT'S GONNA BE A BUGGER TO CLEAN, TOO. YOU KNOW WHAT EGG DOES TO LEATHER? EWWW! That'll teach you to try to put viruses and malware on a Space Patrol calculator!